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Happy Christmas Everyone

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 13:38:46 +0000

From Andrew

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Hollyoaks and the Masons

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:54:37 +0000

Hollyoaks at Sea Yours truly has been to the Clap Clinic, purely in order get a free Hep B boaster that has been so cruelly denied by his local health centre - an earlier blog relates the sordid details and why I don’t want to fork out 25 quid...

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DRAG SCENE

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:22:16 +0000

CHARITY WORKER IN DRAG SCENE SCARE AT GUY’S HOSPITAL Yours truly has been a travelling a bit, well actually not much, just jetted off to my local health centre to get my hepatitis B booster. BEFORE, this meant visiting a most delightful nurs...

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HE WEARS COR-BLIMEY TROUSERS

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 14:23:28 +0000

IT’S AN MP’S CASE Regular readers may recall a recent blog when I complained about shaving in the mountains, apropos, the tiles had come off around the washbasin; hence I was able to admire the stunning chunks of brick while um, doing the said ...

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Funerals et al

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 10:58:03 +0000

A Funeral Right [sic] The media recently covered a story about a CofE priest who was ranting on about the ghastliness of modern funerals. I did have some sympathy with his reverence, but lets up the ante a bit, my bet noir is the number of hum...

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Hey Fellow-Fablers: SCI-FI STORY...

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 16:34:55 +0100

Hey Fellow-Fablers: SCI-FI STORY CONTEST The Universe’s Fabulousest Writing Group Strikes Again! ************* There’s half month left to spell check S.F. short stories/ cartoons/ poems for the Special Autumn Sci-Fi PRIZE COMPETITION* Issue...

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Lifestyle Choices.

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 18:28:17 +0100

Well my little apartment in the fashionable suburbs of Hackney which is the new Inner City Green Belt (between Victoria Park and London Fields) has a microwave oven and a little fridge in the corner. Nothing wrong with that. And as it's only 5 mi...

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The Feast of the Assumption of the Blessed Virgin Mary

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 11:57:20 +0100

Le Mermaid Did you know that David Beckham is transgendered, no; well it’s true ‘cos I saw it in a newspaper that one of my colleagues at work was reading. I must add that it wasn’t MY newspaper; I’m much too toffee-nosed and stuck-up to read o...

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Organic rip off

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 12:15:40 +0100

The Grotto {sic] Shop William Shakespeare in ‘As you Like It’ has a character who says “All the World’s a Stage”. Indeed it is and Reggie Perrin from that famous TV series quite clearly had taken this on board when he plays different roles fro...

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NVQs (National Vocational Qualifications): find out how they help!

nobody@vox.com(The Burning Blog) — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 13:57:04 +0100

NVQ Land Yours truly is doing an NVQ in NVQing. I’m very sorry; I know I’m being silly. I’ve atoned for my sins now and it’s…err…thinking…still thinking but I’ve only attended three sessions, honest guv. Yes, I’ve got it; it is an NVQ in Assi...

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